Gary Busey, Dustin Hoffman, Kathy Bates 
Straight Time (1978)

Gary Busey, Dustin Hoffman, Kathy Bates 

Straight Time (1978)

"I fell in love just once and it had to be with you."

Tom Adair/ Matt Dennis

“Everything Happens to Me”

"It was as though she wasn’t even there. Maybe that was love. Choking sounds and silence."

Toni Morrison

The Bluest Eye

My ideal woman will always be Dave Foley.

My ideal woman will always be Dave Foley.

First you let Loretta Young sit on your left (or right) hand then you let Orson Welles ( or Edward G. Robinson) jack you off. 

First you let Loretta Young sit on your left (or right) hand then you let Orson Welles ( or Edward G. Robinson) jack you off. 

I like it when King Krule raps (by ffymile)

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"NOW somethin’s obvious to me. These here times we live in are tryin’ times. But ya know what? Ain’t never been no time when folks didn’t have to try."

— Mudbone

Bathroom Humor

I was at a show at the Hollywood Improv recently. It was the first time I had been in that room and had a good time. That’s mostly because I wasn’t performing. The show I went to see had a great line up: Greg Fitzsimons, Andy Kindler, Sarah Silverman, Dom Irrera, Allen Havey, and Jerrod Carmichael. Jerrod Carmichael was the only performer I didn’t know beforehand. He also happened to be the only Black guy. (Fast forward) After the show was over, I went to the men’s room, as I’m at the urinal this guy reaches for the door to leave, and as he opens the door he looks over to me and says “Great show.” As soon as the words leave his lips, he realizes that I’m not Jerrod Carmichael and says “Oh, you’re not the guy.” The way he said it I honestly couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. After thinking about it for a few hours, I realized he probably wasn’t but I was flattered nonetheless. That’s the first complement I had ever received in the building.  The only thing that bought down my mood was when a lady didn’t know who Dom Irrera and expressed her surprise that the was funny.

"Hunger hurts, but starving works/ When it cost too much to love."

Fiona Apple

“Paper Bag”

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